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Total Medals Earned: 591 (From 111 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,950 Points

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Red Moon

Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/490 points)

Art Piece 10 Points

Collect 1 concept art.

Introduction 10 Points

Watch the introduction cinematic.

Mere 5 10 Points

Defeat 5 enemies.

Sound of Music 10 Points

Collect 1 sound track.

Art Collector 25 Points

Collect all concept art.

Halfway There 25 Points

Complete half of the game.

Killer 30 25 Points

Defeat 30 enemies.

Sound Guru 25 Points

Collect all sound tracks.

Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points

Watch all cinematics.

Long Live The King 50 Points

Complete the game.

Slayer 80 50 Points

Defeat 80 enemies.

Orb Hunter 100 Points

Collect all Red Orbs.

Red Moon Deity 100 Points

Complete the game without dying.

Reimagine :The Game:

Medals Earned: 3/12 (175/440 points)

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points

Finish one third of the levels.

Charged With Battery 50 Points

Finish two thirds of the levels.

The End The Game 100 Points

Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points

Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.

Death By Slow Internet 10 Points

Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER

Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points

Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.

BWOOOOONG 25 Points

Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.

Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points

Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.

So Vivid And Intense 25 Points

Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.

Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points

Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.

Viewer Number 301 25 Points

Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.

EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points

Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Runes of Shalak

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)

START OF AN ADVENTURE 5 Points

Beaten the first level.

MY SAVIOUR 10 Points

Saved Kate.

CLUMSY ADVENTURER 25 Points

Killed by every type of hazard.

RUNE OF SHALAK 25 Points

Found the first Rune of Shalak.

TRUE ARCHAEOLOGIST 50 Points

Found the 8-bit world.

Score!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Second Wind

Medals Earned: 3/46 (20/490 points)

Minds do Matter 5 Points

Play as an Esper!

You're Only Human 10 Points

Use your Second Wind!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

A Fair Price 5 Points

Play as a Blackguard!

Anger of the Earth 5 Points

Play as a Red Knight!

Avenge Me! 5 Points

Play as an Avenger!

Crafting 101 5 Points

Play as a Lime Knight!

Duty Calls 5 Points

Play as an Enforcer!

I Shall Pass 5 Points

Play as a Wizard!

Just Cause 5 Points

Play as a Mercenary!

Kamehameha! 5 Points

Play as a Saiyan!

Karma Killer 5 Points

Play as a Monk!

Lawful Good 5 Points

Play as a Paladin!

Necrophiliac 5 Points

Play as a Necromancer!

Satsu No Hadou 5 Points

Play as an Oni!

Spoony 5 Points

Play as a Bard!

Sun Blocker 5 Points

Play as a Ranger!

Sword Specialist 5 Points

Play as a Warrior!

The Quiet, Shady Type 5 Points

Play as a Darkfolk!

Tree Hugger 5 Points

Play as a Druid!

Water Walker 5 Points

Play as a Cleric!

What's Yours is Mine 5 Points

Play as a Rogue!

Almost Perfect 10 Points

Get 35 points in any stat

Anomalous Materials 10 Points

Assemble two Pieces of Time!

Armed and Dangerous 10 Points

Get a 5th Tier Weapon!

Friend of Newts 10 Points

Successfully play the Flute 3 times!

O Green World 10 Points

Reach the Second Area!

Pessimist 10 Points

Get -3 in any stat!

Pot Addict 10 Points

Hold 10 Potions at Once!

Pro Leveler 10 Points

Reach Level 10!

Raging for a Bit 10 Points

Get a Rune of Enragement!

Rich Jerk 10 Points

Carry 350 Coins

Russel Crow 10 Points

Conquer the Arena!

Shut Up and Take My Money 10 Points

Visit a Gachapon!

Thinking With Portals 10 Points

Reach the Third Area

Well Equipped 10 Points

Get a 5th Tier Equip!

World Warrior 10 Points

Get an Orange Belt

Wimp 25 Points

Beat the game on Easy Difficulty

Rodney 50 Points

Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!

Yendor 100 Points

Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 6/14 (80/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Sentient Cleaning Device

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)

Boot Up 5 Points

Start the game

CLEAN DEBRIS 10 Points

Clean all debris and return to base.

Blind Andy 100 Points

Complete the game without scanning once.

Seven's Second Adventure

Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/285 points)

Not Cool 5 Points

Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.

Can't Remember what Items you Have? 10 Points

Press A to view your inventory

Look, We made a Game! 10 Points

View Credits

You Read the Directions? 10 Points

Press the M Key to Mute the Game

Awshum 25 Points

Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions

We're People Too 25 Points

View all of the Bios

Fetch 100 Points

Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points

Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie

Plant Love 50 Points

Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash