Total Medals Earned: 591 (From 111 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,950 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/90 points)
Find the secret temple.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the rocket ship.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (200/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 4/10 (95/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Slide a HELLA long time!
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (30/40 points)
You become the count, hurray!
You feel your life crumble in your hands...
You got trolled!
You become a knight, hurray!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (260/485 points)
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
You Win.
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Beat the game with a certain score..
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
