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Total Medals Earned: 591 (From 111 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,950 Points

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Hippolyta

Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)

Epic Fail 5 Points

Fail 20 times

Farm Massacre 5 Points

Kill 20 farmers

Small Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 small ground obstacles

Medium Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 medium high obstacles

Medium Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 medium ground obstacles

Small Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 small high obstacles

Fight In The Shade 10 Points

Block 20 volleys of arrows

Large Dodger 10 Points

Dodge 20 large high obstacles

Large Jumper 10 Points

Jump 20 large ground obstacles

Mano-A-Mano 10 Points

Block 20 duelists

Think Fast! 10 Points

Dodge 10 rider attacks

Trample Mania 10 Points

Jump 20 hoplites

Was That a Fly? 10 Points

Dodge 20 volleys of arrows

Cover Up 25 Points

Unlock all armor

Eat My Dust 25 Points

Outrun 10 riders

Cat And Mouse 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit

Long Day 50 Points

Complete Story mode

Survivor 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Survival

Hell And Back 100 Points

Complete hardcore mode

The Spice Of Life 100 Points

Unlock all game modes

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 2/13 (55/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)

I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

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Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

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Icy Cave of Frustration

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)

Loser! 5 Points

You lost the game.

Smash! 5 Points

Kill a caveman with your icicle.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Hit a bird with your icicle.

Care-ibou 10 Points

Show some interest!

Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points

Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.

Popsicle 50 Points

Reach level 15.

Basic Instinct 100 Points

You're the icicle master. Complete the game.

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In Utero

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.

It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Johnny Why Are You Late?

Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/95 points)

Speed Devil 25 Points

Drive over 200kph!

Dirty Secrets 50 Points

Open her box.

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Sniper 5 Points

Put a scope on it

Bravery 10 Points

Drive without a license!

Kill Lola Bunny

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/375 points)

'cause I'm TNT 5 Points

Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.

Cuntpunter 5 Points

That's a pretty good kick!

Ballgame 5 Points

You've got a pretty good basketball shot!

Flatliner 5 Points

Splat! She's flat for real now.

Hot Limit 5 Points

You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.

IPPON! 5 Points

Like a Samurai Warrior!

Nice View 5 Points

Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.

Psycho 5 Points

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!

Quickfix 5 Points

That there crowbar's fixed her up good!

Shotgun man-iac 5 Points

Give the Shotgun a go!

War Criminal 5 Points

You have crossed the moral event horizon.

Full Set 10 Points

You have mastered all the tools of your trade.

Donkeh! 25 Points

The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.

Maniac 25 Points

Kill her 50 times.

Old School Operator 25 Points

Do it like Shotgun Man

Insane 50 Points

Insane! That's over a 100 kills!

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Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Lifeguard Larry Deluxe

Medals Earned: 9/10 (70/95 points)

Dive right in! 5 Points

The fastest route isn't always the best one.

Following instructions... 5 Points

I think you missed a step in there somewhere...

HEADSHOT! 5 Points

HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!

The gambler 5 Points

LOOK out for PoolSharks.

Butterfly Effect 10 Points

Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.

GET OVER HERE! 10 Points

Scorpion would be proud.

I'm not dead yet! 10 Points

One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!

Statuesque 10 Points

I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!

Thumb up your butt 10 Points

What were you doing?

We're gonna need a bigger boat. 25 Points

Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!