Total Medals Earned: 593 (From 112 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,960 Points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (200/360 points)
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
10000 clicks.
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
DrSevenSeizeMD has gifted you a potato.
You beat the gaem!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 1
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (355/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 9/10 (210/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill an enemy with your fist
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Kill 100 enemies
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps